1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:15,019 "Hello!" 2 00:00:15,019 --> 00:00:19,519 You have to expect it again in the I completed my training at the BND, and I did I'm excited 3 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:23,820 how long it takes until you get back fly out. 4 00:00:23,820 --> 00:00:28,080 Today you will learn the golden rules get to know the BND. 5 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:37,340 Rule number one, that Security levels. The highest level is the C, which is only available with that Chancellor stamp and after judicial order. 6 00:00:37,340 --> 00:00:44,320 Level nine, for sensitive projects like Encryption software and the so-called black boxes. 7 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:50,520 And last but not least, level one, ours BSA, the trivial matter archive. 8 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:56,740 Old canteen menus are stored there, the costumes for field operations and our yearbooks. 9 00:00:58,079 --> 00:00:59,399 What kind of yearbooks? 10 00:00:59,399 --> 00:01:08,480 Of previous years. But that you won't see because you are security level zero. 11 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:22,719 Rule number two. No cell phones on the properties, no photos, none Videos and certainly no social Media. 12 00:01:22,719 --> 00:01:27,280 Violations of these rules will be punished with immediate expulsion. 13 00:01:27,719 --> 00:01:30,560 Five, six, seven, eight, action! 14 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:47,760 I'm particularly special and I have that many fans, sign the car crest with secret coats and pants, mine Walkie-Talkie-Shepard, new mission, BND Agent in action, I'm top game, top Top seal. 15 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:51,500 What is rule number three? 16 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:56,200 Let's talk about rule number three only when they are ready. 17 00:01:57,719 --> 00:02:19,939 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and 18 00:02:19,939 --> 00:02:25,159 And finally our little one Building tour that Shared room. 19 00:02:25,159 --> 00:02:30,159 An exclusive retreat, just for You. 20 00:02:30,159 --> 00:02:35,620 But the E-307-19 is more than just one space. 21 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:38,680 It is the mirror of your soul. 22 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:47,060 I liked the E-307-19 a lot thank. 23 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:49,860 Scars? Broken bones? Your cane? 24 00:02:49,860 --> 00:02:55,680 My success with the Red Kmäher. Thanks to my preparation here they can't get anything out of me. 25 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:58,340 Absolutely nothing. 26 00:02:58,340 --> 00:03:05,759 Oh my God, that's terrible. 27 00:03:05,759 --> 00:03:08,719 Totally, how can you handle something like that? cheap piece of shit just one Pull off fingernails? 28 00:03:08,719 --> 00:03:09,539 What? 29 00:03:09,539 --> 00:03:10,319 What? 30 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:19,400 The E-307-19 gave me what I I needed it, and it will be for you too show what you need. 31 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:25,759 You have a free hand with this Design. I'm curious what you make it and who will do it? takes leadership. 32 00:03:25,759 --> 00:03:29,819 They will have one this afternoon Choose team leader. Who would like to have it set up? 33 00:03:29,819 --> 00:03:38,420 As a team leader you need Leadership qualities. You have to do that understand others. 34 00:03:39,860 --> 00:03:44,599 And that also means that you... Give people a hug when it happens they are feeling bad. 35 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:49,560 And of course, the cleaning schedule for it To make common rooms. 36 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:56,860 Wonderful. From Megwitz, Hamad, us see you around 1500. 37 00:03:56,860 --> 00:04:08,680 Okay, guys, the room has a good one Energy, I feel it. Don't despair, Sami ask. 38 00:04:09,039 --> 00:04:16,480 Take a look if you have this here pushes a little closer. And that too. And then we have a sweet one here small coffee corner. 39 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:27,759 Coffee corner? With me as future Team song. This space a place of Concentration. Future team song, So I'm still up for election, you stupid. 40 00:04:27,759 --> 00:04:30,360 Oh! World Wiki. 41 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:50,660 You heard Ms. Haberland. This is a huge violation of the rules. 42 00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:52,180 Now relax, woodlice. 43 00:04:52,180 --> 00:04:56,959 You really wanted to go to the BND, and now you risk because of yours Cell phones were thrown out straight away to become. 44 00:04:56,959 --> 00:05:02,120 I won't be thrown out, because I didn't even get caught because I'm a secret agent... 45 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,819 Rödig, Asanoff? 46 00:05:04,819 --> 00:05:06,340 Ms. Haberland? 47 00:05:07,980 --> 00:05:12,600 Varieties, top, top secret and one, two, three. 48 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:13,240 What are you doing there? 49 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:17,459 Nothing, absolutely nothing. 50 00:05:17,459 --> 00:05:20,000 Nothing is as it seems and certainly not what it looks like. 51 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:24,519 Top secret. 52 00:05:24,519 --> 00:05:33,040 You're really into it now the group arrived, yes? 53 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:33,900 Oh, yes. 54 00:05:34,699 --> 00:05:38,699 I kind of have that effect on People, well, they trust me. 55 00:05:38,699 --> 00:05:44,220 That's why I've always been Class representative of each class even as a teacher. 56 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:47,959 So when it comes to that, I will anyway chosen as the team song. 57 00:05:47,959 --> 00:05:51,540 But this time you will have competition get. 58 00:05:51,540 --> 00:05:57,280 You have to delete add bnd-intimate, add bnd-intim is just now starting like this right through. 59 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:05,720 @hotgirl_jessica is dating, for example Russia, and it's totally hot looking forward to seeing more of the BND. 60 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:10,199 That sounds extremely worrying. I can't just now stop. 61 00:06:10,199 --> 00:06:17,759 Not now that I have 101, no 102 new ones have views. And a group request from the Fichter fire brigade commander. 62 00:06:17,759 --> 00:06:22,720 Success has blinded you. That's the dopamine. Andi, you are addicted. 63 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:27,720 Pff, I'm not an addict. Addicted, your mother is addicted, addicted to cocks. 64 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:35,840 Sorry bro! It's okay, bro. You need a train! 65 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:48,439 Ah, Asl! Asl, wait! My mother says: 66 00:06:48,439 --> 00:06:52,920 Neckwitz, that stands for power through Dominance. 67 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:59,780 I'm going to be team song and mine Make mother proud. 68 00:06:59,780 --> 00:07:03,000 Then her captain lets her in too Calm. 69 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,180 The mountain in California? 70 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:09,340 No, my old horse. If I don't team song, then lets mine mother shoot him. 71 00:07:09,340 --> 00:07:12,199 So she supports me, the best to get out of me. 72 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:18,120 God, Vicky, that's real terrible. 73 00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:23,160 I am withdrawing my candidacy. You can have the team song. 74 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:33,240 It's not that simple, Sami. Back then on the Japanese I also went to diplomatic children's school always the only candidate and was still not elected. 75 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,600 You were the only candidate and was still not elected. 76 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:38,480 They don't even have me with them take part in stupid group dances let. 77 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,379 But would you have liked to dance? 78 00:07:40,379 --> 00:07:43,139 No. 79 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:59,980 Okay, you know what? This time it will run differently. I'll help you, I will your campaign manager and el- Captain will live! 80 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:05,300 There's just one very small problem. Your personality. 81 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:09,500 Ridiculous. What do you mean by that? 82 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:13,120 Stop, you stupid! 83 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:15,639 Everyone has it for themselves now! 84 00:08:15,639 --> 00:08:19,639 Great, they all hate me. What do I do that now? 85 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:27,480 No, they don't hate you. The I just really like you not. But it's not a bad thing we'll manage. 86 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:40,159 Hey bro! So, how are things going for you? So I'm super relaxed, the withdrawal, he's totally up for it. 87 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:44,919 I just need mine for a moment Cell phone because my grandma has one today Birthday and you know, like the grandmas are. 88 00:08:45,259 --> 00:08:48,919 I love grandmas, yes, but I can you don't help. 89 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:50,740 Why not, bro? It is too late. 90 00:08:50,740 --> 00:09:02,060 Are you crazy woodlice! There was that all the great material on it. 91 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:05,299 How am I supposed to do all of my things like that? Keep fans updated? 92 00:09:05,299 --> 00:09:08,419 Am I even an agent if I can't educate anyone about it? 93 00:09:08,419 --> 00:09:11,740 Yes, that is the definition of agent. 94 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:15,100 What about the SIM card? Only the SIM Map. 95 00:09:15,259 --> 00:09:17,259 Please. 96 00:09:17,259 --> 00:09:29,259 No! 97 00:09:45,259 --> 00:09:52,240 Ah, a man of taste. I wanted also order a toft for the beans, but somehow everything was gone. 98 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:55,000 These are mine. I need those. 99 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:59,740 Wow, you really must have that stuff like. 100 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:02,840 All right, then just take that one back there. 101 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:12,879 Stop! Spit it out! Practice my hand! Stoffer! 102 00:10:15,259 --> 00:10:20,940 I don't even like you really you're limp. 103 00:10:45,259 --> 00:10:48,680 Heartfelt. 104 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:56,539 You know, you know, those are the ones only moments when I was with my Chopper really needed feel. 105 00:10:56,539 --> 00:11:01,100 If you have someone to talk to need, then sit in one Confessional, yes. Good bye. 106 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:04,139 Hey, not even a mustard! 107 00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:16,019 You have to become a better person, i.e. nicer, more empathetic, accessible, a little more like me. 108 00:11:16,019 --> 00:11:21,180 Vicky's path to becoming a team singer. 109 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:27,139 Where did you get that from? You did now especially not in the last few done for five minutes. 110 00:11:27,139 --> 00:11:31,220 Are you here to answer annoying questions to ask or to listen? 111 00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:37,379 Already better. Sorry about the water, I'll get you a new one later. 112 00:11:38,379 --> 00:11:46,259 Human connection comes about Participation, humor and openness. 113 00:11:46,259 --> 00:11:49,580 As an icebreaker you divide Secret. 114 00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:56,000 I, for example, satisfy myself German power ballads String orchestra. 115 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,820 Yes, that gives the whole thing one certain depth and dignity. 116 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,159 Now you? 117 00:12:01,159 --> 00:12:05,600 You have to open yourself up so that too open the others. 118 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,500 Should I tell you my secret? 119 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:11,220 I'm not so confident in exams how I always look. 120 00:12:11,220 --> 00:12:15,899 Well, and I think that's it Reason is why I ended up here. 121 00:12:15,899 --> 00:12:19,340 With idiots like that. 122 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:20,820 Yes. 123 00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:23,580 Actually, such a wanker. 124 00:12:23,580 --> 00:12:34,840 I hate him. You know, he's like that Ass with his ass and these strong arms, that smile, those shitty hair. 125 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,539 How does he do that? That's totally annoying. 126 00:12:38,379 --> 00:12:43,960 Let's move on to the next point, Participation. 127 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:49,440 Be interested in their hobbies others, hobbies are the key to soul. 128 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:54,440 Yes, I really have to go for one soul, whose key is strength training? 129 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:58,100 Egg yolk has more protein than egg white, That's crazy, right? 130 00:12:58,100 --> 00:13:04,060 In any case, it's not about how much weight you lift, but rather how confidently you shock yourself. 131 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:06,019 Yeah, how much can you get that high? 132 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,720 Always one more like you, so much is certain. 133 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,560 Humor. 134 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,440 Make yourself approachable. 135 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:17,600 Neither of them is really yours Strength, but with the right kind Approach. 136 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,720 How come? 137 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,840 I thought, well, I'm full funny. 138 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:27,080 Three diplomats meet. 139 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:27,560 Where? 140 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:28,500 Doesn't matter. 141 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,360 So three diplomats are meeting. 142 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,480 I need some context. Which Countries do you represent? 143 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,580 No idea. Friendly countries. 144 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:36,920 I have a book about friendship read. 145 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:40,860 It says that Male friendships like ass cheeks are. 146 00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:43,960 Shit breaks them apart, but they always come back together. 147 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:49,580 Do you think that Andi and I have one? have such male friendship? 148 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,340 I don't give a shit about that. 149 00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:58,639 What I wanted to say meet three diplomats, one says others, we were betrayed. 150 00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:03,039 I would never betray Andi. Even when he broke a golden rule I stuck by him. 151 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,200 The other says that... 152 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,960 Wait, what did you just say? 153 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:13,779 And now the crowning conclusion. 154 00:14:13,779 --> 00:14:15,600 Bonding. 155 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:20,980 You help me break into the BSA. 156 00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:23,039 Into the trivial items archive. 157 00:14:23,039 --> 00:14:26,039 The trivial matter archive. 158 00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:32,240 Old canteen menus are stored there, the costumes for field operations and our yearbooks. 159 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,000 What do you want there? 160 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,920 Information about my father find out. 161 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:41,920 If he's really trained here then maybe I'll find something about him in the yearbooks. 162 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,920 He was here... 163 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:44,980 Hopspy, I know. 164 00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:48,340 But we are security level 0, you you're not allowed in there at all. 165 00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:51,920 That’s breaking rules together best bonding ever. 166 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:57,740 Yes, come. 167 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:07,440 Dieta, Dieta, Dieta, where are you? hidden? 168 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:18,000 By the way, I think it's really great how you have developed. 169 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,580 You've really become closer to the others... 170 00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:24,300 That's your problem. 171 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,220 What? 172 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:26,200 Your personality. 173 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:30,560 While you're in your dream world hung out, I have my own Strategy pursued. 174 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,560 Macfitts, Power through Dominance. 175 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:42,060 They think more like you. That's it fixed. 176 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:43,240 So. 177 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,879 Vicky. 178 00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:52,940 That means more than you. 179 00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:56,560 Wait, what did you just say? 180 00:15:56,560 --> 00:16:01,580 Andi was so addicted that he constantly with your cell phone on the premises walked around. 181 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,200 Although this is strictly forbidden. 182 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:09,279 No, Vicky, please don't. 183 00:16:09,279 --> 00:16:13,440 Or yes. 184 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:19,080 You know what to do, Stew girl? 185 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:23,960 Choose me or the others experience, that you like Andi. 186 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:30,120 Or do you want the Haberland finds your cell phone? 187 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:37,960 Or Andy finds out that you are his you revealed a secret. 188 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,960 Field Vicky. 189 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:40,960 Vicky, please! 190 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:52,960 Okay, okay, okay, that's good, I have get it. 191 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,960 Do you know what to do? 192 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,960 There's no way it will work. 193 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:00,860 I'll give her to me. 194 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:13,860 And the last vote also goes on Viktoria von Meckwitz, who hereby new team songs is selected. 195 00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:18,579 Congratulations! 196 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,140 Thanks. 197 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:25,579 Yes. 198 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:39,960 Thank you for your trust. As I will be the team leader First of all, our common room redesign. 199 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:47,960 Vicky, how do you feel? 200 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:14,620 Oh man, the common room looks like a prison. 201 00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:16,440 I hate the new dress code. 202 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,360 Hey, can you please be quiet? 203 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:21,680 Vicky said I have to write a thousand times that I'm worthless and I failed. 204 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,640 In calligraphy. 205 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,220 I have to concentrate. 206 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,480 We have to do something. 207 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,500 Could you kill? 208 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,299 Or we do it the hard way tour. 209 00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:33,620 With a MIPS that is multi-stage internal audit and BND sanctions procedure. 210 00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:36,400 Only takes about six months Processing time. 211 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,759 Let's just give them to the Russians sell. 212 00:18:37,759 --> 00:18:42,259 Worthless and failed. 213 00:18:42,259 --> 00:18:44,980 Worthless. 214 00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:47,559 Back then on the Japanese Diplomatic Children's School. 215 00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:50,420 They don't even have me with them take part in stupid group dances let. 216 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,220 Failed. 217 00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:56,360 Or there is another way. 218 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:21,880 Stop! I am the team leader and There is a ban on percussion here. 219 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,339 Stop immediately! 220 00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:33,579 You can kind of forget about that. 221 00:19:33,579 --> 00:19:35,079 No no no. 222 00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:07,100 And now for the introduction to ours Document management system. 223 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:26,380 Every file, every memo, every little one There is a place for the form with us in the system Argus Light, ZF, ABL, FN, Crossbar, P, Ref, Code, Argus Light, BND. 224 00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:40,620 A cell phone. 225 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:45,860 This is a gross violation of Rule number two. 226 00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:54,880 Mr. Rödig, that is clearly you. 227 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:59,299 Here are just pictures of, yes of you. 228 00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:06,259 Yes, ma'am, I'm just as shocked like you, because when I look at all of that pictures on it, then I can use them didn't even do it. 229 00:21:06,259 --> 00:21:12,460 Tell me how stupid you think you are you me? The case is clear, you fly out. 230 00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:18,539 Well, bang, bang! 231 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:33,480 No, Rödig has to stay. That is namely my cell phone. 232 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,019 Captain, my captain. 233 00:21:36,019 --> 00:21:41,839 Aha, and why should you Mr Rödig filmed himself with classified files? 234 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:56,960 Because he's such an ass with his Ass and that strong arm and this smile and these shitty hair. 235 00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:08,420 And I as team leader I take responsibility. That's me guilty of my class. 236 00:22:08,420 --> 00:22:12,120 Fine, then you can fly out. 237 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:15,259 No. 238 00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:30,740 This isn't my phone, but it's me I took the photos of Andi because best friends are like testicles. You stick together, even if they sag. 239 00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:40,220 Then just fly all three out. No, because this is my cell phone. This is my cell phone. 240 00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:46,460 So now it sounds like, right, me I find that pretty uncool. We everyone knows that this is my cell phone, buy her own. 241 00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:49,460 Well, and they can do all of us don't throw it out. 242 00:22:49,460 --> 00:23:00,500 Clever, very, very clever. Yes, well, her five will still receive their punishment. It's time they rule number get to know three. 243 00:23:10,819 --> 00:23:18,140 Okay, guys, rule number three, everyone Hospitality receipts from Restaurant visits with sources about 42 euros are not deductible. 244 00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:22,079 We all seriously have to Expense reports from the 90s check? 245 00:23:22,079 --> 00:23:25,160 This is a nightmare after the cold During the war they were just drinking and Go out to eat. 246 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:34,600 Oh my God, people, look, 1997 a dieter here has a pasta salad discontinued. 247 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,960 With a small side salad, I believe it doesn't. 248 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,380 Me neither. Which creep eats please have a side salad Pasta salad? 249 00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:44,339 Oh, no, I mean because of Dieter. My father's name is Dieter. 250 00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:46,500 Do you check what that means? 251 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:49,960 If he's a creep, is he... 252 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:58,120 I am proud that you are at bnd-intim deleted. 253 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:02,660 Mei, at hot girl-Jessica was real sadly, the Chinese too. 254 00:24:02,660 --> 00:24:04,259 I'll miss her. 255 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,779 But that's why I have you, Assel. 256 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:12,440 Phew, secret. 257 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:17,140 Do you think that a lot of people... Have you seen pictures from the BND? 258 00:24:17,140 --> 00:24:17,980 Level. 259 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:41,600 Trust and believe it helps, it the divine power heals!